you can basically predict someone’s future by studying the chemical patterns and neural pathways that shape their decisions. Unless they consciously rewire those pathways, they’ll keep making the same choices, feeling the same emotions and living the same outcomes under a different story
“Girls want a Superman, but they walk past a Clark Kent every day”
You fuckin CLOWNS think you’re a CLARK KENT? Not on my fuckin watch. You dumb, headass motherfuckers are barely a Guy Gardner and you think you’re a CLARK KENT? The amount of disrespect is unreal.
Listen here, wannabes: My boi Clark is 240 lbs of PURE KANSAS BEEF trained from a young age by Ma Kent to Love and Respect women as the Intelligent, Independent beings they are. He is shy rambling about tractors and casually moving the copy machine when my pen falls behind it and he would NEVER demand I be sexually or romantically interested just because he’s nice.
Y’all ain’t Clark Kent.
I have never hit the reblog button so damn fast.
“barely a Guy Gardner” is the sickest comics related burn I’ve heard to date.
so fucked up to me that david dastmalchian looks Like That and is quite gothy in his personal stylings and has a solid casting type of assorted genre fiction freaks and weirdos (affectionate) and literally hosts a talk show where the whole bit is that it’s done with both parties lying in coffins and yet he somehow doesn’t appear to have ever played a vampire. like there’s something metaphysically wrong about this fact. I feel as though some sort of task force or think tank should be assembled to address and resolve the issue. mr dastmalchian if you are somehow reading this then I really cannot stress enough how urgent I believe this matter to be.
this is the most vampiric actor I’ve ever seen in my life can something PLEASE be done about this
I’ve never even heard of this before tho??? Wtf??????????
oh my god, I didn’t think there were any surviving versions of this post left
For those who weren’t around in the Deep Lore times, this is one of the relics of the editable post era. This post has THE SINGLE HIGHEST NOTES of ANY post on this site, bar none, but with more than a dozen variations. Every single post you’ve ever seen with more than 3 million notes has been a different version of this one.
This is the “Dean’s Gym Shorts” post. This is the Flubber post. This is the original “Reblog if you support gay people” post. it was ALL of them. before half the site got nuked, it had even more notes than it has now - at one point, well over 15 million, and that was years ago.
This, with no exaggeration, is the ONE TRUE heritage post
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